[THE_ARCHIVE_OF_SHAME]
>> Scroll through 59 years of questionable financial decisions 👇
A historical archive of companies lighting millions of dollars on fire for 30 seconds of airtime while you were in the bathroom.
59
Super Bowls
of financial regret
$8M
Current Cost
per 30 seconds
19,048%
Price Increase
since 1967
⏱️ $266,666
Cost per SECOND of airtime
💰 +$2-5M
Production costs (not included)
🚽 Most viewers
Are literally in the bathroom
📱 Everyone's
On their phone anyway
REAL_COST: $10-13 MILLION FOR 30 SECONDS 🤡
>> A historical tour of throwing money into the void
>> Scroll through 59 years of questionable financial decisions 👇
Don't forget: you ALSO need to spend $2-5 MILLION to actually PRODUCE the commercial!
📹 Production: $2-5M
Cameras, talent, CGI, etc.
📺 Airtime: $8M
For 30 lousy seconds
GRAND_TOTAL: $10-13 MILLION
Return on Investment: UNKNOWN $0.00 🎉
🏠 160 Houses
Average home price in many markets
🚗 200 Teslas
Model 3s for the whole company
🎓 160 Salaries
At $50K/year for talented people
🍕 1.6M Pizzas
Now THAT'S value
🏝️ A Private Island
In the Bahamas, probably
💼 Actual Marketing
That you can measure and optimize
OR... 30 SECONDS OF AD NOBODY REMEMBERS 🤷