Mono News is a Drudge Report–inspired news aggregator template that parodies sensationalist media through absurdist headlines, fake breaking alerts, and intentionally ridiculous ad placements (tin foil hats, bunker dating, fake-your-death kits). It features a three-column layout with live tickers, poll widgets, mystery door links, and themed wire sections spanning politics, tech, finance, culture, and the paranormal—all delivered in a deadpan, conspiratorial tone.